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江湖奇侠梅星河（王羽 饰）武功高强，其绝招夺命流星神乎其神，人所共惧。某日，剑侠柳青衣邀请梅星河，前去拜访名震江湖的另一高手——天魔星花无病（成龙 饰）。花无病（成龙 饰）武功绝伦，其妻花雨夫人颇喜男色。为防止丈夫阻挠，她在花无病体内下毒，毒发之时，痛苦难忍。每年花无病须向妻子乞求解药，因此他言听计从，好不愤懑。为摆脱痛苦，花无病请来梅星河，希望他能杀掉花雨夫人，得到解药。然花雨夫人功夫了得，身边又有满天星、鬼道士等高手护卫，一场恶战在所难免。另一方面，梅星河实为朝廷的刑部密捕，多年前皇宫曾遗失如意七宝，花无病与此有很大嫌疑。梅星河在风七爷的授意下，将计就计答应了花无病的请求。江湖纷乱，诡计丛生，这起行动也随之掀起皇宫宝贝失窃案件下所隐藏的秘密……

在不远的将来，近10年的核战争几乎摧毁了整个地球，人类正经历着即将灭绝的灾难。此时，地球处于无序与暴力盛行的可怕状态。在一座小镇的饭店里，两个黑帮分子正在索要饭店店主保护费。而充满争议的高手托尼打抱不平，将两个黑帮分子赶走。店主被托尼的见义勇为所感动，将他介绍给了小镇的神父李。神父仰慕托尼的身手与人品，为他介绍了小镇的情形。原来小镇被两个黑帮团伙把控，一个叫飞蛇，一个叫暴龙。这两个团伙强取豪...

剧情讲述维多利亚时代的英国乡村，兽医杜立德医生能够与野兽谈话，但被别人以此为由关进了精神病医院。他逃出后，与朋友一起到南海寻找珍奇异兽。

白金庚与家人赴南京投亲不遇，其母孙秀英被国舅李世龙抢走逼婚，父在店房染病，金庚大街自卖，被定国公徐延昭收为义子，成为世袭国公。白为救母，乔装改扮卖丝线货郎，通过丫环春红帮助而进入李府，母子得会，同时与春红定下终身。后搬兵擒李世龙。

水警辉与专栏作家妻子阿芝原本计划利用假期去日本旅游，但阿芝在元朗的母亲和妹妹阿芬最近被开发商骚扰，辉只得不情愿的随阿芝去元朗守卫岳母的老宅。刚一到达，一名徘徊在老宅门前的风水师便警告辉、芝夫妻，声称此屋犯太岁，且先前诸风水布局已经失控，堪称凶宅中的凶宅，七日之内必有灾祸，辉不以为意。入住当夜，辉撞破正在为了开发商收地而装神弄鬼的歹人，又在院中遇见一名哭泣的女孩，从此，一系列怪事不断发生，他们一家人的关系也愈发紧张。而这些闹鬼事件背后的真相，居然和辉与阿芝没有子嗣有关…

乐乐和莉莉是一对同性恋人，莉莉在父母的逼迫下准备返乡相亲结婚过回普通人的生活，愤怒的乐乐决定驾车送自己的恋人最后一程，路途中她们遇到了一个男人，然而事情也开始向她们所意想不到的进程中发展....

耿浩（黄渤 饰）在偶遇“小三”危机，陷入情感困境。面对背叛，耿浩陷入了难以自拔的痛苦之中，好基友郝义（徐峥 饰）为了帮他摆脱痛苦，决定带他南下“猎艳”，遍访“百花”。于是两个“暴走兄弟”带上一只狗，开始了一段疯狂而搞笑的放浪旅途。一路上他们结识了各式女伴，并经历了一连串奇葩的遭遇。最后，两人最终明白了爱的真谛，并收获了彼此的幸福。

《真四谷怪谈》讲述了主人公伊右卫门和阿岩男女间的爱恨情仇，现实世界和剧中剧相互交错，将观众引入恐怖的世界中。

燕歆诺和赵一童是一对恋人，两人准备订婚，可是遭到燕歆诺妈妈的阻挠，她妈妈想要女儿嫁给有钱人，而赵一童家境却比较困难，所以遭到燕歆诺妈妈的强烈反对，也因此提出要60万的彩礼想要让赵一童知难而退。但是两人认定彼此，态度也非常坚定，最终妈妈因为一些事情成全了女儿的幸福。

故事发生在盛唐时期的长安城，白乐天（黄轩 饰）本是朝廷要官，却为了收集写诗的素材而甘愿被贬为起居郎。长安城内连连发生离奇的死亡事件，就连当今圣上也难逃厄运离奇身亡，这一切都和一只神出鬼没的妖猫有关。日本僧人空海（染谷将太 饰）本为了替皇帝解咒远渡重洋而来，却和白乐天意气相投，两人决心携手调查案件真相。一首如怨如诉的《清平调》表明，妖猫作祟和三十年前倾国倾城的杨贵妃（张榕容 饰）之死有着千丝万缕的关联，追寻着曾经迷恋杨贵妃的阿部仲麻吕（阿部宽 饰）所留下的日记，白乐天和空海一同见证了大唐曾经的荣光，亦揭开了当年隐瞒至今的阴谋。

亿万富翁范进宾（徐克 饰）的儿子和儿媳在一场车祸中双双身亡，只留下可怜的孙子小宝贝（温兆宇 饰）陪在身旁，范因此对孙子格外关爱，养成了他任性骄傲的坏毛病。新来的家庭女教师玛丽（潘迎紫 饰）与小宝贝一番大战之后，成为了亲密无间的好朋友。范的侄子（许圣武 饰）贪婪凶狠，为谋夺财产不惜整死叔父。然而却发现遗嘱中已规定小宝贝成为亿万家财的唯一继承人。唯恐遭到毒

Ralph Anderson returns to his remote California hometown for the first time in many years. Now a lawyer, he has been estranged from his father, Lloyd, and brother, Tippy, ever since being sent to reform school as a youth for stealing a car, taking the blame for his brother\'s crime.Lloyd is now sheriff and Tippy his deputy. Forced to represent a wanted criminal, Ralph asks the law to look the other way while a local airfield is used to enable the mobster, Massonetti, to flee the country. A disgusted Lloyd agrees to help, but Tippy decides to arrest Massonetti and cash in on a big reward.Tippy\'s beautiful wife Linda was once the love of Ralph\'s life and regrets his long absence. She is tired of Tippy\'s shiftless, drunken ways and Lloyd\'s domineering rule of the family.Massonetti arrives in town, backed by Davis, his top thug. Tippy and two deputies, Karger and Eddie, make an amateurish attempt to capture Massonetti, only to get Lloyd shot and killed while trying to stop them. Ralph manages to get Massonetti behind bars at the town jail.The mob cuts off phone communication and highway access to the town. Ralph suggests driving Massonetti to the authorities in Barstow in the mobster\'s own fast car. Noticing the tension between the brothers, Massonetti taunts them both and offers $25,000 to tempt Tippy into betraying Ralph and setting him free.On the road, deputy Eddie is ambushed and the brothers learn that Linda has been abducted. A deal is made to get her back, but Karger is killed and the car is disabled. Ralph manages to get the four of them to a gas station, where the owner is found shot. In a fight for the gun, Ralph is winged and Tippy seriously wounded.Borrowing a miner\'s jeep, Ralph drives Massonetti to a main highway, where two policemen take them into custody. They turn out to be impostors who drive Massonetti to an air strip where Davis is waiting with a plane. After they board, Ralph drives the car into the plane, overturning it. He drags Massonetti from th